•Jealousy for things that you can not or could not have & for achievements that you could not accomplish.
•Hatred for your fellow man from simple misunderstandings that your pride or ego could not undo.
•Insatiable Desire for riches, wealth and possessions that are beyond your own needs.
•The Malice that depicts the Very Hated for one's self that manifests itself into pain that you hunger to inflict upon others that gratifies you like and addiction that can never be truly fulfilled.
•Take Pleasure in killing Bunnies and other Small Defenseless Woodland Creatures for No real Reason.
•The Time to Leave Chewing Gum on the Road in Hopes that other people will have a Bad Day.
•The Audacity to Take the Toilet Paper from Every Comfort room cubicle that you find and leave only 1 fold.
•Urge to Push old People when they take too long to climb down the stairs.
•The Chance to Tell someone who loves you stories about your new guy until he cant take it anymore.
•No Reason to Tell someone you love them until you get tired and just one day act like nothing happened.
•No need but still Kill Time by Burning Forests.
•The energy to Waste people's time by telling them "Hey, Whats that?" and point at nothing.
•The Time to Watch a movie andtell people who haven't watched it yet the ending and the thrilling parts.
•A name that is Rose Sorianno, but that would make you unquestionably Evil.
•Other choices but still choose to Steal money just because you're too Lazy to work.
•A Korean look but crooked front teeth.
•A larger stomach than your head.
•A kind heart to Save Animals and fight for their rights only to brutally kill them yourself.
•Tattoo that sez "Jesus is Coming!" across your butt cheeks.
•A Brother and Castrated him at an Early Age because you were bored.
•Created an invention that makes you 1mm taller, but gives you diarrhea for 5days non-stop each use.
•No other name other than your 1st name said twice. (ex. Jan -> JanJan)
•The Compulsion Constantly Masturbate to the picture of your 87 year old Grandmother.
•Ever told your friend that you want to be the father of a pregnant girl but actually it was just your dog.
•Always told everybody "YES" but actually meant "NO".
THE END.. (for now..)
"..Only the people who live their life without fear, don't know what life really is.."
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